Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.





rapunzelie:

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens





  • somebody: *likes me*
  • me: no you don't
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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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Get it together. Control it. Don’t feel, don’t feel, don’t feel.

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witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17




nudityandnerdery:

gothiccharmschool:

batcavefreak:

Is anyone else really pissed that Monster High didn’t exist when you were a child?

Do you peeps have any INKLING of how delighted I would have been to have spookycute monster dolls when I was a wee witchy child? 

This is a topic of conversation the wife has every time we walk past the toy section of Target.

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